1. You get a very nice wedding with all the hype that $$ can’t buy (technically you can, just hire actors but why do it when it’s free?)
  2. You give your guests an eye-opener with your march-in ceremony
  3. Your wedding banquet is full of eye-candies for other single ladies (not that I’ve noticed any)
  4. Your husband would look very fetching indeed in officer uniform and that sword of his