Together with the maid’s help, I shall conquer my bedroom and its hidden crevices!

And when that’s that, I shall press on forward to conquer my wardrobe and clear it of things which I havent wore in years! That’s right, I’m speaking to you, you the ZARA harem pants!

Now, I shall just meekly rearrange the masks I have in the fridge and straighten out the millions of hair accessories / jewellery which I’ve hoarded throughout the years.

I fear a painful goodbye is in order to my bespoke pieces, can I just dismantle them ala White Knight Chronicles and new ones?

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